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Postman Pat's retiring...

Postby swallace on Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:04 am

Peter Hope

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
whole family there who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on
his way with a gift cheque for $500.

At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat
gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch

At the fourth house a blonde in her lingerie met him at the door. She
took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she
blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him
a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
freshly squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the
cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said,
but what's the five dollars for?"

Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something special for
you". "I asked him what to give you".

He said, "F--k him. Give him five bucks."

She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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Postby Matty-Boi on Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:22 am

that's good.
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